ᐅRobin Williams Quotes On Life, Happiness & Depression

"There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'." ~ Robin Williams

"I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time." ~ Robin Williams

"Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man." ~ Robin Williams

"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!" ~ Robin Williams

"Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?" ~ Robin Williams

"It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out." ~ Robin Williams

"I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance." ~ Robin Williams

"It's the same sex all the time." ~ Robin Williams

"Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!" ~ Robin Williams

"I was a serious method actor until I visited this site." ~ Robin Williams

"[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!" ~ Robin Williams

"Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count." ~ Robin Williams

"Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own envelope. For Lance, the person pushing him is him. The only person he's competing with, I think, is himself. To push that limit to the next step. There's a lot to learn from him. Lots." ~ Robin Williams

"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins." ~ Robin Williams

"Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet." ~ Robin Williams

"The only weapon we have is comedy." ~ Robin Williams

"It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time." ~ Robin Williams

"What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino." ~ Robin Williams

"When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things." ~ Robin Williams

"Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing." ~ Robin Williams

"That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved." ~ Robin Williams

"With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility." ~ Robin Williams

"Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will." ~ Robin Williams

"They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it." ~ Robin Williams

"I only ever play Vegas one night at a time." ~ Robin Williams

"I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!" ~ Robin Williams

"I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up." ~ Robin Williams

"What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?" ~ Robin Williams

"We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you" ~ Robin Williams

"Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better." ~ Robin Williams

"It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut." ~ Robin Williams

"The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard." ~ Robin Williams

"My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding." ~ Robin Williams

"It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp" ~ Robin Williams

"If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers." ~ Robin Williams

"Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~ Robin Williams

"You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something" ~ Robin Williams

"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian" ~ Robin Williams

"I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'" ~ Robin Williams

"I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person." ~ Robin Williams

"I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus." ~ Robin Williams

"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?" ~ Robin Williams

"Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas." ~ Robin Williams

"In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff." ~ Robin Williams

"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'" ~ Robin Williams

"I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada." ~ Robin Williams

"I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid." ~ Robin Williams

"Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film." ~ Robin Williams

"Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense." ~ Robin Williams

"Finding a good script is really difficult and the scariest thing of all is when they say about a script that's not right, "we will fix it.." It's like before you get on the Titanic and you see a big hole. In process, it's too late." ~ Robin Williams

"[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."" ~ Robin Williams

"My preference is live performance, because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that." ~ Robin Williams

"In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."" ~ Robin Williams

"I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad." ~ Robin Williams

"My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!" ~ Robin Williams

"Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial." ~ Robin Williams

"If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations." ~ Robin Williams

"Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public." ~ Robin Williams